How to make sure you're NOT a Beezy

Girl with the Questions:
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!!!
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gosh
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i always knew not to date peers
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then i made the biggest mistake of my life

The Advisor:
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if u dont know, u should just go out w/ him

Girl with the Questions:
AIM
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so now lesson learned

The Advisor:
AIM
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once
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once is kinda the buffer
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if it doesnt go well
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X
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if he's creepy
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X
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make it obvoius u just wanna be friends
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he doenst take the hint
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X
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the alternative is to just X altogether
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and not even go out w/ him
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cuz even i fu tell him
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"i just want to be friends"
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1. he'll just think it's a challenge

Girl with the Questions:
AIM
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HAHA

The Advisor:
AIM
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2. he'll think u're a beeze for thinking he wants anything otherwise, which is bs b/c he ASKED for ur number MORE than once
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which takes me to my subpoints: anytime u ask for a girl's number more than once u're either 2a: desperate; 2b: a perv who wants ass real bad; 2c: not interested in being friends anyway
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that concludes this session of keeping it real
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BAM laywered